Tobas Writes Your Life

The Long Walk

As I am walking home today, I happened to notice several women pushing their whelps in strollers.  On all, I noticed small necklaces with little jeweled children hanging from their lipid-laden necks. Why is it…

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Hello, and welcome to Tobas writes YOUR life dot, com. Why does Tobas write your life?  Because he can, damn it, and he can do it well. Shakespeare? Faulkner? Hemingway? Tucker max? IDIOTS! Come and…

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