Do NOT Take Ambien.

Ever. Seriously.

You can’t sleep? Count sheep, have a glass of wine, hit yourself in the head with a looney tunes mallet. Anything.

Just don’t take Ambien.

I have a story to tell (obviously). However, that will have to wait a bit. I have some cringing left to do. Thank you all for your patience.

This has been a public service message brought to you by the holy fucking shit did that really just happen to my lifeIfeellikeIwenttoschoolwithoutpantsonohmygod foundation, and TWYL.

~T

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