But what’s IN IT, Mr. Wonka??…(Kesha edition)

Like many, I have watched the meteoric rise of pop star Kesha in wonderment. How could someone with the songwriting skills of Wesley Willis, and the vocal skills of a “real housewife” cast member have found such enormous success in the music industry? Personally, I believe what’s inside makes all the difference in the world.

So with that in mind, TWYL presents another installment of, But what’s IN IT, Mr. Wonka??

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First, you need a human female. preferably between the ages of 20-30 years old. No prior musical experience necessary, talent optional.

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Mix in several strips of clothing taken from a homeless fashionista fallen on hard times. Liberally apply glitter and face color, think Grace Jones…circa Studio 54.

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(for reference)

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Last but not least, add a large spoonful of Deborah Harry’s ill advised attempt at rapping, mid-‘rapture’. Be sure to apply several layers of auto-tune, sprinkled with varied bits of vocal distortion.

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….andddd VOILA!!! You have your very own Kesha.

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Just remember ladies and gentlemen, easy on the water…and don’t feed her after midnight!

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Live it, Love it, (save mr. futterman!)

~T

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