Rational Animal.

To all the girls around the world,
That make our boy heads spin and whirl,
I have the courage now to speak,
A message silenced by the meek,

Sometimes we all want what you think,

wait…wait

We always want just what you think,

(John, is it wise to post this link?)

::shhh…shadup and get me another drink::

Oh boy, I bet this sounds typical,

I bet you say it’s guys like me,
That made you SO cynical!

::well, I’d say from where I’m sitting….that sounds pretty typical::

But we men know all about excuses,
Based upon those past abuses,
The penalty we pay today,
Is charged to us from yesterday.

::pause a moment, and realize how, your memory has stolen now::

Oh pity me for not being first,
Perhaps with them you were coerced,
Or maybe it was silly fun,
That somehow turned you to a nun.

Or maybe you feel disrespected,
A value placed above the sum,

In any case we feel rejected,
We KNOW there was another one,

Just like us, and just like this,
Wishing for the same crude wish,
The fucking cricket chirped that day,

::you know, maybe I wanted, and wanted to stay, but I’ll give you what you expect, okay?::

If you mean something else, ladies, no words can ever say.

2 replies on “Rational Animal.”

  1. Lady Brett Ashley says:

    To assume that the reason a man didn’t get a little somethin-somethin because of a woman’s past hurt or some false sense of virtue seems, to me, to be a response of a man who claims to think with his heart when, in fact, he’s only thinking with the little head. Maybe the reason is nothing more than simple logistics…not every woman plays games. However, it may help if the man refrains from saying things he may not really mean, foregoes the bullshit, cuts to the chase and simply tells the woman straight from the get-go what he really wants from her.

    “you know, maybe I wanted, and wanted to stay, but I’ll give you what you expect, okay?”

    One particular woman wanted nothing more than for the man to stay…to stay at that moment and to stay in the place that they both thought they were going to. If he doesn’t want to stay any longer, then so be it…but that’s not what she expected and definitely not what she wanted…so no, not okay. Just sayin’

  2. Mi says:

    Most guys want to stay, and I’m like fuck, leave me alone.

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