There has been some confusion regarding the term “hooba-face”, which I have used to describe Jon Gosselin. So, in order to clear this up, I have included a full recipe on how to make a douchey turd like him of your very own.


First, you take the classic, and timeless Mr. Potato Head toy,

Then, you add a healthy amount of horseshit into the mix. Make sure your horseshit is steaming hot and then smear liberally onto Potato Head

Finally, you add some extract of Doug Robb (lead singer of Hoobastank. Shouldn’t be too hard to get these days, you had a good run boys)

Let this mixture settle overnight, and in the morning you should see,



And there you have it.