Why Kanye AND MTV are useless bags of douche…and a quick note to Timbaland.

At this point, I think everyone and their dried up grand-mamas has said something somewhere about how big of a dick-bag Kanye West is.  Justifiably, of course.

However, why isn’t anyone pointing their pretty little fingers at MTV? (I’m looking at you Perez)

You mean to tell me, any old idiot can drunkenly jump onstage and be allowed almost a full minute to humiliate and embarrass whomever happens to be up there at the time?

I can hear you now reader, “Whoa there pokey, Senor Kahhhnye aint just some drunken fan!”

No, he isn’t.

He’s a drunken spectator with a ridiculous fade (who’s his barber? king tut?), who abused his privilege as an audience member.  Not to mention, he is a well known loudmouth and troublemaker, the moment he started blathering his shit, a couple of security guys should have simply picked his midget-ass up and hauled him away.

Well gee whiz, that sounds fairly sensible, no?  Sooo, how come this did not occur?

Here’s why:

Kayne: “Beeeyoonsayyy be da bomb, I be Jesis Chraihhhssst muthafuckaahhhsss!”

Security: “Okay that’s enough Mr. West, please step this way.”

Kayne: “Why I gotta step dis way? Huh? Why a bratha gotta get pushed off stage?? HUH??? Ya’ll is some racist muthafackas! MTV be racist-ass behtches! Holla!”

And the next day:

Kayne Da Blogger Yo: “YO, AH NO WHAT I DID WAS WRONG, AND MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES AND SYMPATHIES GO TO THAT FINE-ASS WHITE GIRL WIT DA STATUE AND SHIT, BUT THAT WAS SOME STRAIGHT UP RACIST SHIT RIGHT THURR YO! YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN, IF MY BLACK ASS WAS KENNY CHESKNEE AND SHIT YOU KNOW THAT SHIT WOULD NOT HAVE GONE DOWN LIKE DAT YO! DATS SOME STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT, THEM RACIST COWARDS AT MTV IS BUGGIN YO! KANYE OUT!

If there is anyone out there who thinks his response would have been anything less than a full out klan hooding of MTV should he have been dealt with properly, please, by all means, feel free to correct me.

So, if you take the above into account, can you really blame MTV for sitting by and allowing Kayne to completely spoil the moment for that poor gorgeous hick?

Yes, absolutely. Fucking pussies.

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On a somewhat related topic, a have a brief message for super-producermusic money tree Timbaland.

Hot catchy lyrics and a sweet hook + Cannonball by The Breeders = monster hit tune

Take a listen to that track and tell me it doesn’t reek of, “Oh my good god!”

…your welcome

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Until people stop buying Kayne’s shitty music,

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Live it, Love it (Taylor Swift got a tongue purr-tier than a twenty dollar whore…and she sounds like a million bucks)

~T

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