What time is it? Why, what a silly question! It’s time for the Quote.. of.. The… Week!
(try to imagine the announcer from the Price is Right when you read that, it’s more fun that way…..ugh… just work with me people, okay?)
This weeks QoTW came via a text message, which I will post in it’s entirety. In short, the ghost of George Carlin decided to possess my best-est pal, and dispense some much needed dating advice:
“Yes, make her wait….that’s good.
But if you meet up, be punctual.
Being late is like ass-fucking her,
and then commenting on her hygiene.”
And with that little pearl of wisdom, I can wade confidently into the dating pool, armed with the necessary etiquette to engage in the joy of ass-fucking.
Live it, Love it, (wipe it…. had some corn yesterday didn’cha?)