To the right…

I am in no mood no fix the horrendous grammar and tense errors in the previous entry, so like a fat chick in spandex, it shall remain sloppy.

Instead, I have decided to rewrite the hit song that lifted the voice of a million scorned women, and started some controversy even here.  So, without further ado, Tobaswritesyourlife.com presents,

 

Incurable.  (you lying whore)

 

To the right,

To the right,

To the right,

To the right,

To the right,

To the right,

 

Everything I own in a box to the right,

In the closet, thats your stuff – Yes,

But I bought it, you dirty slut,

Keep talking that mess you whore,

You can probably walk and fuck at the same time,

And I got sores on my bag,

Still awaiting results from the lab,

 

Standing in the frontyard,

Telling me how much I’m screwed,

How did I end up with a whore like you?

I must be twisted,

 

I didn’t know about you,

I didn’t know about you,

Gonna need another antibiotic by tomorrow,

I hope I didn’t catch nothing, thats incurable,

 

So now I’ll be gone,

Call up homeboy thats giving you bone,

Oops, you got all self-righteous didn’t you,

What did you think I was fucking that chick for?

Cause you were a dirty whore,

Fucking that dude in the bed that we made together,

Baby you dropped your valtrex, hurry up before you have a breakout,

Standing in the front yard,

Telling me, just how much I’m screwed,

How did I end up with a whore like you?

I must be twisted,

 

I didn’t know about you,

I didn’t know about you,

I could have another you in a minute,

But then I’d have to pay by the hour,

 

I didn’t know about you,

I didn’t know about you,

Gonna need another antibiotic by tomorrow,

I hope I didn’t catch nothing, thats incurable,

 

So since you’re fucking everything,

How about one for the road?

Baby I wont shed no tears for you,

When you’re ripped in two,

Cause the truth of the matter is,

My prayers were heard,

You got what you deserved,

 

To the right,

To the right,

To the right,

To the right,

To the right,

To the right,

Everything I own in a box to the right,

 

To the right,

To the right,

I hope I didn’t catch nothing, thats incurable,

 

I didn’t know about you,

I didn’t know about you,

I could have another you in a minute,

But then I’d have to pay by the hour,

 

I didn’t know about you,

I didn’t know about you,

Gonna need another antibiotic by tomorrow,

I hope I didn’t catch nothing, thats incurable,

2 replies on “To the right…”

  1. ! says:

    I’m finding out the riffs and then we’ve got ourselves a solid gold track.

  2. Tobas says:

    I’ll your sonny if you’ll be my cher baby.

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