In world history, there have been tragedies on such a grand scale, such nightmarish things, as to make even the most hardy of men shudder in fear and revulsion and terror.

The black plague,  The holocaust, the genocide in darfur.  All of these things, have impacted our society, and left a terrible, and indelible impression on the history of humanity.  But, there is one more, a quiet atrocity being commited before our very eyes, and I have yet to see one person cry out at the inhumanity of this disgusting, and revolting behavior.

Chicken Noodle Soup, and, a soda on the side.

It was not enough to hear this eardrum searing monstrosity over the airwaves, I had the extreme misfortune of happening by a television while the “video”, to this affront to humanity was being displayed.

From the looks of things, a massive wave of epilepsy has swept across the nation, primarily affecting young african- american females, gods, is there no one who can help?  These poor unfortunates are afflicted by conditions reminiscent of the St. Vitus dance, which was caused by the bite of a highly poisonous spider.  I had to turn my face from the screen, as my heart bled from watching these poor sick children jerk about in bouts of uncontrollable muscle spasms, cruelly intercut with slides of pepsi cans, and bowls of hearty soup, as if these poor children could consume either of these food items without making a terrible mess.

Something has to be done, call Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, anyone, I have a dream… I have a dream that music will cease to made about increasingly ridiculous food items, and that our nation, and major media outlets will recognize that poking fun at poor seizure ridden folks is inexcusable, and unacceptable.

Please, help us put an end to this tragedy. 

Thank you.