Hello, and welcome to Tobas writes YOUR life dot, com.

Why does Tobas write your life?  Because he can, damn it, and he can do it well.

Shakespeare? Faulkner? Hemingway? Tucker max? IDIOTS!

Come and experience the world of Tobas writes your life, and read about adventure, skullduggery, horror, life, death, love, and several other high states of human arousal.

This is just the start people.  In time, there will be poetry, stories, music, artwork, and, thats not all.

Services will be available, T-shirts, custom greeting cards, the works, and some contests.

Ah, but all in good time, for now, sit back and enjoy the coming filth.

 

-Tobas